Thursday, January 24, 2019

printed this off for my work scrapbook.....in 3 years, this will all be a memory....

What Happens In The Mountains-Should Stay In The Mountains

Buck Swinger, the "Ultimate Bigfoot Hunter," is charged with controlling the Skunk Ape problem in the Mountains of North Ga., where the beasts have been growing in disturbing numbers. His bravery is legendary, so is his over-the-top attitude. A naive reporter from New York wants the exclusive scoop with Buck but gets much more than he bargained for. Horror, farce comedy. 42 min. Genres Comedy, Horror Director Stacey Alexander Starring Stacey Alexander, John Tripwire

Monday, January 21, 2019

finished that Bigfoot love story I bought at CryptidCon....

I love the idea of Bigfoot being a shifter. and of them building their own communities out in the woods and living together for safety. they only shift to hunt or protect...and have a chaser with them to watch for humans. the women are the successful. only men can shift. they have more trouble getting through school, etc, and tend to have 'regular Joe' jobs. they bond for life and their mate must be able to soothe and calm and control them. usually they pick someone from The Family but our orphan Ali wandered out into the woods on a foster kids campout and the rest is history. Bigfoot can't have sex. he is an animal and responds to commands. Bad. Stop. Calm. No No. they bond for life. you bit them and rub your saliva in. then they can live over a hundred years and die within hours of you. if you lose your mate (a human) you become a loner and have no one to calm you and must hunt. loners attaack humans and get spotted out and about. when a Bigfoot dies, the others bury it. they have a cave with buckets and towels and clean clothes...because shifting causes you to be naked and covered in slime. so, it's not all glitter and glamour. but your Bigfoot builds you a cabin and provides for you. he's all muscular and has dream eyes. and....you found Bigfoot.

Thursday, January 17, 2019

started The Untold.

I'll watch anything with Lance Henriksen in it. especially anything Bigfoot. and I'm sure I've seen this a time or 3....let Z have a turn when she got home from daycare.

Wednesday, January 9, 2019

"I can't believe I fucked Theo....and Cathy."

Adam, an uptight Toronto lawyer, goes back to his hometown of Fernie and tries to save his friend's business. It's a Western Canadian adventure, with Sasq sightings, bikini pillow fights, and of course, the Rangers.
(my favorite part? Bigfoot and Theo frolicking on the mountain.....)

Thursday, January 3, 2019

Yeti Giant of the 20th Century

Mimmo Crao is an actor, known for Giant of the 20th Century (1977), Jesus of Nazareth (1977) and Orlando furioso (1974).
Professor Wassermann (John Stacy) is asked by industry magnate Morgan Hunnicut (Eddie Faye) to lead an expedition to study the giant Yeti creature found frozen in a large ice block on Newfoundland's coast. The professor does not know that Hunnicut intends to use the prehistoric creature as a trademark of its multinational industrial group. A very big mistake.
ah, those 70's movies. the hair. the cars. the fashions. those wedges...