Inspired by true events. Following the tragic death of his mother and young bride within hours of each other, Theodore Roosevelt travels to the Dakota Badlands to put the loss behind him and to reinvent himself as a cowboy and adventurer. But T.R.’s foray into the wild comes on the heels of several brutal attacks by an unknown species, forcing the future president to become something he hadn’t planned on: A Sasquatch hunter.
This is a ten page story about forbidden love between Abraham Lincoln and a Sasquatch.
This shirt has the most believable fictitious image you will ever see. "Teddy Roosevelt VS Bigfoot"...I can see it. C'mon, the man would take on former pro boxers while he was in the White House. One encounter left him nearly blind in one eye! He scaled The Matterhorn, a 15,000 ft. Swiss Alp. After his presidency the 58 yr. old lobbied to lead an infantry unit in WWI!! He regularly skinny dipped in the Potomac River. Oh ya...He was shot by an attempted assassin and still gave an hour long speech with the bullet lodged in his chest. Bigfoot wouldn't stand a chance.
"I hate this damn job." "There's gotta be an easier way to make a living. Welfare maybe."
this dude works for the county body farm, he dumps barrels of toxic chemicals in ditches and place the cadavers in their 'resting places.' unfortunately, it looks like he will quickly become a victim of the zombies on the compound....or maybe even the Bigfoot that the big game hunter inadvertently snuck in..."You're not that much different from us. are you? Lost wandering souls...looking for something..." this is the cute female dr., seated at her desk, talking to the horde of zombies scratching at the glass door in front of her
found a new blog, too.....I LOVED THE YETI
...SO YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO!
FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 8, 2013
Not Yeti Friday - Bigfoot vs. Zombies
Bigfoot's fought two presidents: Abraham Lincoln and Teddy Roosevelt (not very patriotic of him), but he's also fought zombies.
Yes, I typed those words. You are not dreaming.
so, now I have to look for these Bigfoot fighting president movies....because somehow I didn't know!
Belvoir Winery isn't that far away.....and they will be discussing mother f'in Bigfoot!!!!!
Saturday, April 8th
11:00 a.m. ~ Dana and Greg Newkirk “Bigfoot is a Ghost: Tracking Monsters as a Paranormal Investigator”
The correlations between paranormal investigating and monster hunting might astound you.
