Friday, November 3, 2017

Field Freak

this is the kinda Bigfoot movie I love...just your ordinary everyday citizens buying that ridiculously low priced luxury cabin in the woods....they think it's raccoons. maybe possums? rabid beaver? the townspeople are warning them. they scoff....you see, the writer has to get away from the distractions of the city to work on his book. and this was such an amazing deal...
to start with, I lost the remote. I moved the couch, dug in cushions, walked around house to see if I'd set it down somewhere...finally dumped the laundry basket by couch and it'd fell in there.
ew, dad, you stepped in Bigfoot shit. a big Bigfoot shit. and mom, there in the kitchen, making breakfast and tidying up waiting for the boys to come home from their morning hike. Bigfoot is out there in the yard, watching you. Look up. finally he has to plaster himself against the window to get your attention. he just wants to be acknowledged.
ok, Charles, your 'rabid beaver' just ran in front of your SUV. NOW do you believe Linda?
This Bigfoot can open car doors....and we know he is a violent cuss, ripping off legs, bashing in heads...normally, the common folk don't get rid of Bigfoot. but this gang did. True, one of them is missing both legs from mid thigh down...but he is alive, and man can he maneuver that wheelchair
as always, I watched the credits. I think the coolest thing about this movie is that it was filmed in Sherrard, IL; and Davenport, Bettendorf, and Muscatine, IOWA!

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