Friday, November 3, 2017

Hunters Crossing 2017

a mockumentary
Do you ever wonder about turtle penises?
I've been hunting Bigfoot since I was 4 or 5 years old.
BIGFOOT HUNTING TIPS: 1. lick the trees. Bigfoot urine tastes like peppermint cocoa. and it is highly toxic. 2. Bigfoot will eat your face right off.
you can see Bigfoot's tshirt where his suit ties in back!!!!! omg. in a fight scene, when his head goes back, you can see his neck! classic!!!!!!
my movie needs a badly costumed Bigfoot!

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