foreign film with subtitles. he takes her away for a cabin weekend to reconnect. something bad has happened to their relationship. she is not falling for his charm. then the Beast kidnaps her and he has to save her. The Beast has a cave under an old house where he drags women and eats them. he rubs Bigfoot shit all over them so they can escape. they get outside and there is The Beast. It is all over. but wait! that neighbor guy whose wife disappeared blasts The Beast and tells him to watch after his wife.
then he goes inside and blows up the whole damn building. they get back to their car and drive away. you assume that they are letting bygones be bygones. this was the ultimate bonding experience, after all.
best quote hands down:
the husband mutters, "I think I'm in the wrong movie." I feel you, buddy. I feel you.
I noted new Bigfoot movies on amazon.prime...and had time to watch some tonight! This Bigfoot is the ultimate window peeper...he'll walk right in your house, press himself up against the shower curtain while you're in there, try on your bra as glasses,
and stomp on your little tutu wearing dog. He is also a stalker...mace will slow him down, for a minute. He will pummel you with large, hard objects. smash your head with heavy items. Impale you with a Dead End Street sign. Rip of your limbs. and then drag your body off and hide it. At the end he was sporting that bear tooth (or bear claw?) necklace the bad guy was wearing, and it looked like Cap'n Jack Sparrow bling in his hair...
(remember, Marcy was worried about Bigfoot....) the boys are out playing at dusk, hear a loud guttural groan reverberating. they run to the house, Dad loads the gun.
Joel looks out under the covers and whispers "those bullets look awfully small for Bigfoot."
they go to bed. there is deep growling from front porch. heavy rattle on the door. more deep angry growls. door shakes violently.
silence for nearly an hour. finally after a deep growl there was a snarl and a yelp. It was Tissy & Bully (the dogs) fighting for space near the door.
(o.m.g.) can you even imagine???
