Wednesday, February 28, 2018

Beast 2014

foreign film with subtitles. he takes her away for a cabin weekend to reconnect. something bad has happened to their relationship. she is not falling for his charm. then the Beast kidnaps her and he has to save her. The Beast has a cave under an old house where he drags women and eats them. he rubs Bigfoot shit all over them so they can escape. they get outside and there is The Beast. It is all over. but wait! that neighbor guy whose wife disappeared blasts The Beast and tells him to watch after his wife. then he goes inside and blows up the whole damn building. they get back to their car and drive away. you assume that they are letting bygones be bygones. this was the ultimate bonding experience, after all.
best quote hands down: the husband mutters, "I think I'm in the wrong movie." I feel you, buddy. I feel you.

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