The Bigfoot Diaries

"And that's when I realized it wasn't a cow, it was a goddamn Bigfoot."

they shot Bigfoot, and he's wearing a gorilla suit and sneakers. cause he's drunk Ryan in a gorilla suit, trying to sneak up on Bigfoot and and kick his ass.....and this is why we don't wear a gorilla suit in the woods or shoot Bigfoot, kiddos. shit happens. just let him rape scarecrows and maul a few hunters and go on his way. maybe he's real. and maybe he's a drunk dude in a gorilla suit....and for the love of the Jersey Devil, when you do shoot a guy in the woods thinking you'll score a Bigfoot head for your wall, don't run off and leave him lying there. seriously. but he lived, so it's all good.