a dying towns generational general store owner goes home early to find out his wife is a Furry....he drinks some homebrewed moonshine and dresses up as Bigfoot, wandering the town, creating a ruckus. the town becomes famous, and he keeps it up for the sake of the town. People are putting up Xmas lights, hope abounds...then he gets shot with a tranquilizer dart and exposed as a fraud....but the good hearted folks forgive him and the town gets a Bigfoot museum...
'cause a girl has to festive her facebook page up for the holidays!
Willow Creek is a small town with mountain sun and river fun, we are centrally located with walking distance to infamous China Flat Museum, local gift shops and eateries with quick access to the convenience of a small town amenities.
Bigfoot enthusiasts around the world enjoy their stay at the motel to launch their incessant search for bigfoots. This is a historical landmark, "Finding Bigfoot" movie, Willow Creek movie, Finding Bigfoot Festival that celebrate 50th Anniversary of initial bigfoot sightings all have ties to the motel. Each year, we celebrate Bigfoot Day on Labor Day weekend, the hotel is the hot spot for the parade follow by all day activities and entertainment in the Veteran Park
Motorcyclist clubs congregate here for their annual events because of the twisty rural roads, fresh mountain air, relaxing sound of flowing river along the roads and the abundance of spectacular natural beauty - this made riding on Highway 299, Highway 96 an exhilarating and deliberating experience - FREEDOM!
Bigfoot Motel is also a great vacation spot for visitors around the world who quest for fishing, hiking, river rafting, bird watching, or just simply kick back and relax with friends and family or lone time to gain perspectives and inspirations.
have watched several Bigfoot episodes. throwing boulders...shaking 60' trees.....mainly in Ohio. think there was one in Kentucky, too.
need a badly costumed Bigfoot!
and I love Terry Crews! he would be a perfect cast member! if anyone can kick Bigfoot's ass, it's Terry Crews!
a mockumentary
Do you ever wonder about turtle penises?
I've been hunting Bigfoot since I was 4 or 5 years old.
BIGFOOT HUNTING TIPS: 1. lick the trees. Bigfoot urine tastes like peppermint cocoa. and it is highly toxic. 2. Bigfoot will eat your face right off.
you can see Bigfoot's tshirt where his suit ties in back!!!!! omg. in a fight scene, when his head goes back, you can see his neck! classic!!!!!!
my movie needs a badly costumed Bigfoot!
this is the kinda Bigfoot movie I love...just your ordinary everyday citizens buying that ridiculously low priced luxury cabin in the woods....they think it's raccoons. maybe possums? rabid beaver? the townspeople are warning them. they scoff....you see, the writer has to get away from the distractions of the city to work on his book. and this was such an amazing deal...
to start with, I lost the remote. I moved the couch, dug in cushions, walked around house to see if I'd set it down somewhere...finally dumped the laundry basket by couch and it'd fell in there.
ew, dad, you stepped in Bigfoot shit. a big Bigfoot shit. and mom, there in the kitchen, making breakfast and tidying up waiting for the boys to come home from their morning hike. Bigfoot is out there in the yard, watching you. Look up. finally he has to plaster himself against the window to get your attention. he just wants to be acknowledged.
ok, Charles, your 'rabid beaver' just ran in front of your SUV. NOW do you believe Linda?
This Bigfoot can open car doors....and we know he is a violent cuss, ripping off legs, bashing in heads...normally, the common folk don't get rid of Bigfoot. but this gang did. True, one of them is missing both legs from mid thigh down...but he is alive, and man can he maneuver that wheelchair
as always, I watched the credits. I think the coolest thing about this movie is that it was filmed in Sherrard, IL; and Davenport, Bettendorf, and Muscatine, IOWA!
here is list #1....
limb twist
cast
tree knocks
whoops
whistle
Flir
foot prints
fur
scat
DNA
cryptid
Bigfoot
Yeti
Skunk Ape
Booger
Boggy Creek
Patterson Grimlin
film
Finding Bigfoot
Mountain Monsters
Trail cam
bait
Bobo
Cliff
Matt Moneymaker
Ranae
Killing Bigfoot
Destination Truth
Josh Gates
Alaska Monsters
Wild Bill
Willy
Huckleberry
Buck
Trapper
Jeff
rocks thrown
sightings
eye witnesses
look in window
run across road
calls
evidence
recordings
video
blurry pictures
movies
monster
Harry and the Hendersons....could do one that was a list of Bigfoot movies....different researchers (Lyle Blackburn, etc.)....Bigfoot Books....Bigfoot Museums...the possibilities are endless! this could be my first ever published book!
Surely they can't all be wrong?
Bill Kerr's facial expressions, though...
I learned on this google search that he passed away in 2014 at age 92.
and here is Chester Moore, the wildlife journalist.
I've seen him on some other Bigfoot stuff. here he tells us the best evidence is the tracks. he says you'd be surprised how many people think there is A Bigfoot. 1 Bigfoot. it's a species...and the different sized tracks he's found show that. hmmmmm. I believe you, Chester, you are a very earnest straightforward young man. and I especially loved how you hiked a bit to get a signal to call your wife (calling your wife while Bigfooting is very endearing, I think) Hold on, there's a Bigfoot yellin'..
Southern Bigfoots are more aggressive, longer hair (protects against insects), thinner.
Chester has a Bigfoot Crate! with all his investigative gear! I think Tracy and I should assemble a Ghost Hunting Crate. immediately!
Chester is taking them to a secret investigation spot on the Texas/Louisiana border!
limb twists....why do they do it?
Bigfoot is curious enough to come see what we're doing. An armadillo won't do that.
Oh, Natalie, dear. You should not expect too much from that camera trap footage.
and now Chester gets to play Bobo and recreate the creature sighting. I would love to find Bigfoot, too, Natalie. But I'm not an expert, I don't have a camera crew or a tv show, or a famous Bigfoot guy to show me around...and no equipment. I don't own camera trap one.
It seems like it's stalking us.
Is this the face of Bigfoot?
one camera trap is pulled down. one is just gone. and the pheremones are gone too. Maybe someone doesn't want us to find Bigfoot.....
a blurb I read said filmed in 1980 released late 1982...we have fluffy hair and high waisted jeans. puffy coats. and college kids and a professor out looking for a murderous Bigfoot....and I don't remember seeing boobs in 80s movies...this is softcore porn, folks. (guess I'm becoming a bit of a prude in my 50s...) Bigfoot is evidently not a fan of couples doing the nasty in vans in his woods. ironically, the woman here is Debbie. and she watches Bigfoot snatch her man right off her and take him outside, then he slow motion slides down the window lubricated with his own blood moaning 'help me help me' while Debbie holds the blanket to her naked body and just moans, looking like a cow in a slaughter house.
but I digress. the opening scene is a brutal murder where Bigfoot rips the fisherman's arm off, he bleeds out and the blood runs into the Bigfoot track and fills it. then there is a couple power walking across a college campus through the opening credits.
Gesh. maybe if I had went to college, I could've went on one of these extra-point expeditions and been brutally murdered. at that point extra credit wouldn't even matter anymore, eh? (or if I had been an actress.....)
now you're camped in the crusty old dude's yard and he keeps blowing off your interview.
evidently Bigfoot doesn't like people in sleeping bags, either. that dude got launched and impaled on a tree branch.
which may've been better than our friend Mr. Motorcycle Dude, who made the bad decision of pulling off the road to smoke AND piss in the woods. (Bigfoot doesn't seem to like either of these activities, doesn't matter who the director is, it's pretty much universal that you will die violently in these situations.) I sure don't remember ever seeing a dick in an 80s movie before either (except for porn....that's on a need to know basis.) but here they close up on it, then Bigfoot grabs it, drags him into the woods, and dude staggers out bleeding like a stuck pig and minus his dick. makes it hard to ride a motorcycle. so he just bleeds all over it and dies.
now we're making a plaster footprint cast. good idea. (letting Crazy Wanda smash it, bad idea. it never would' ve made it back, anyway...)
You'll see enough nature on the side of the road.
none of the towns people want to help them find their next interview subject, Crazy Wanda. oh, they'll tell you her daddy went nuts and burnt himself alive. that she had an deformed mongoloid illegitimate baby that died at birth...they're religious fanatics...cannibals..and Crazy Wanda doesn't even talk, anyway. no one can find her cabin.
so they stumble into some weird ass ritualistic breeding with the Demon ceremony with a Bigfoot effigy...
guys...guys...guys.... a little hanky panky in the woods may seem all sweet and romantic...but Bigfoot doesn't care for this sort of behavior. you're just gonna get a nasty scratch this time...but (newsflash) neither of you is going to survive... I mean, are you paying attention to the awful gory campfire stories your Professor is dishing out about all the creative ways Bigfoot kills people? ripping off body parts? making Girl Scouts stab each other with their knives? chopping the Woodsman up with his own axe? Bigfoot is kinda a dick. and special effects have come a long way since the early 80s!
Now, Bigfoot's not playing games anymore. Someone has to start standing guard.
Reading the tombstones by the cabin? no. no. no. Bigfoot is watching you.
yeah, something did happen to Pete. his head sounded like a punkin when Bigfoot smashed it into the tree.
so the gang breaks the padlock on Crazy Wanda's room. rude.
are you a licensed hypnotist? cause Crazy Wanda is already crazy. she has problems of her own. making her go back to age 15 when her father was a batshit crazy minister and beat her on the front porch for hanging out with a boy. threw her out of the house in a rain storm, then stood on the front porch watching her get raped by Bigfoot in her own front yard while you're begging the Lord for whatever. then you had Bigfoot's baby, although dad tried to get you to drink all matter of stuff to make the baby die. you had this baby alone. your dad was over there in the corner talking to The Lord, but nothing nice about you. or your baby. then he kills your poor deformed baby. and you lock him in the barn and burn him alive. then sit in your chair and rock.
the Professor tells us here that some species can interbreed. and they're exhuming the graves to see if it was a Bigfoot baby. was he trying to save his species? And Bigfoot shows up. what would you do if someone was bothering your girlfriend and digging up your dead baby? I think he was justified here. I mean, it's a Bigfoot movie. not many make it out alive.
Bigfoot brings Wanda gifts. leaves them on the porch.
and Bigfoot is coming in the cabin, bars on the windows be damned. throwing dishes at him won't help either, ladies.
I have to get some pictures of that thing! oh, wow. awesome idea. he's just gonna knock the camera out of your hand and expose your film. and you're dying, anyway.
holy gratuitous violence, Bigfoot. throttled. a saw, then pulling his guts out and tossing them around the room. a rake in the back. throwing him through the window and slitting his throat on the broken glass. burning the Professor's face on the stove. His wife did tell him not to go. but did he listen? and now he's in the pysch ward and has been diagnosed criminally insane...
I love learning new things. and the last few minutes of the Bigfoot show I just watched...wow. I have been googling up a storm! (I often think of books, documentaries, and google as 'my college.' don't have to take out a loan, I get excited about learning stuff, and maybe someday it will come in handy! just 'cause I'm a barn gal doesn't mean I am done learning about the world around us...)
Hypertrichosis (also called Ambras syndrome) is an abnormal amount of hair growth over the body.[1][2] The two distinct types of hypertrichosis are generalized hypertrichosis, which occurs over the entire body, and localized hypertrichosis, which is restricted to a certain area.[1] Hypertrichosis can be either congenital (present at birth) or acquired later in life.[3][4] The excess growth of hair occurs in areas of the skin with the exception of androgen-dependent hair of the pubic area, face, and axillary regions.[5] Several circus sideshow performers in the 19th and early 20th centuries, such as Julia Pastrana, had hypertrichosis. (and it's not just all that extra hair. there was also a problem with the teeth, that gave them an 'apelike' appearance.[6]Many of them worked as freaks and were promoted as having distinct human and animal traits.
movies about Julia: The Ape Woman (1964). in 2013 Velvet was 'in development.' The Ass Ponys song Julia Pastrana was on their 1993 Grim album.
Alice E. Doherty The Minnesota Woolly Girl
Alice Elizabeth Doherty was born in Minneapolis and is the only known person with hypertrichosis lanuginosa born in the United States. Doherty was born with approximately two-inch long blonde hair all over her body. wikipedia.org Born: March 14, 1887, Minnesota Died: June 13, 1933, Dallas Nationality: American
Annie Jones, The Bearded Lady. she was beautiful! she appears confident in these pics. how hard was it for these women? did they enjoy the fame? how much $$$ did they make? and were the audiences nice to them?
Her nicknames may include 'wolf girl' and 'monkey face'. But 11-year-old Thai girl Supatra Sasuphan today insisted that she was after being officially recognised as the world's hairiest girl. Although the schoolgirl from Bangkok has faced merciless teasing at school, Supatra says being given a Guinness World Record for her hair has helped her become extremely popular.
and last but not least, a book.
This book tells the extraordinary story of three sixteenth-century sisters who, along with their father and brothers, were afflicted with an extremely rare genetic condition that made them unusually hairy. Amazingly, the Gonzales sisters were not mocked or shunned, but were welcomed in the courts of Europe, spending much of their lives among nobles, musicians, and artists. Their double identity as humans and beasts made them intriguing, and the girls and their father were the subjects not only of medical investigations but also of a considerable number of portraits, some of which still hang in European castles today. Using the Gonzales family as a lens, historian Merry Wiesner-Hanks examines their varied and wondrous times. The story of this family connects with every important change of their era—political and religious violence, colonial conquest, new forms of scholarship and science—and also provides insights into the complex relationships between beastliness, monstrosity, and gender in early modern life.
