Something in the Woods

I liked the old fashioned 60s vibe to it....the clothes. the vehicles. the morals. Mom stays home, her house is spotless, all her meals are homemade. Ma'ams and sirs. your oldest boy knows he has to feed those 2 hogs. I mean, here Dad has a job and Mom is all busy in her apron with the housecleaning and cooking. kids ask permission to watch the television. Everyone goes to church on Sunday. You get into fisticuffs with those rowdy men having an inappropriate conversation in earshot of your family. The one thing I didn't get.....why you left your home in the middle of the night in your nightgown. Yeah, I get the leaving part. But if Bigfoot has been attacking your house all weekend, #1. you sleep in full clothes AND shoes. #2. you don't put your husbands pistol bullets under his underwear. why? because when he's showering and the oldest son hears a noise in the barn, he has to get dressed AND remember you hid his bullets? You're lucky Bigfoot didn't kill him when he had the chance. And the Sheriff? He just can't get involved. which is smart, 'cause now the Mayor/Towns Councilman/other important elected official won't have to worry about the revenues from town festivals being down from a Bigfoot scare. And they can't jump Mr. Sheriff's ass. Why? 'cause he ain't involved. I loved the Bigfoot costumes. and sure, they were killing chickens and pigs and a calf or two, but no people so far.....ya'll had to start up that logging operation....got 'em all stirred up....

this is a small time production...which are my faves. David Ford: executive producer. director. writer. star. casting. Payton Pierce: Music. film editing. the cafe/church scenes were shot in Jefferson, TX.