Saturday, February 4, 2017

I will randomly read The Mercer County Sheriff's Report hoping for a Bigfoot sighting....but the Jan. 26, 2017 edition in the Princeton Post Telegraph was even better....

water main break
vehicle in ditch
vehicle in road
deer stuck in a fence on Route BB
car/deer crash near Lake Paho
(keep in mind: The Finding Bigfoot Team is always telling us if there are deer, there are squatch...)
small fire in a ditch
garnishment papers served at Smithfield Hog Production Division
cow out on Route C
(next day) COWS out on Route C
loud explosion near Lake Marie
Saturday Jan. 26: THE OFFICE RECEIVED A REPORT OF A VERY LARGE SOW RUNNING DOWN THE MIDDLE OF US 65 NEAR THE MONUMENTS SOUTH OF PRINCETON.
what does Bobo tell us squatch dearly love to eat? PORK! I am pretty sure this conclusively confirms the existance of BIGFOOT in Mercer County, Missouri!!!

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