what I've been sleeping in front of (ah. um. watching) on amazon prime....

Almost Live Season 1. I have watched something else he had on amazon prime Bigfoot related. I like how he's just a real guy out looking for Bigfoot. this is 'almost live' since his phone won't get signal on the mountain to go live, so he records with a camera, puts his logo and credits on, and posts it. thus, almost live. clever, eh? Thomas Marcum is looking for Bigfoot and ginseng. I tend to dose off, but I liked what I stayed awake for...he has quite the soothing voice.

so, then I tried to watch Survivorman Bigfoot Season 6. learned a few things.....always pee in the same spot. (mark your territory). There's not just one creature walking around the world photo bombing people. and Sabe is a Bigfoot name meaning Honesty. have the same problem with this show. my loveseat and jammies and blankie are too damn comfy. I tend to go night night watching stuff....no fault of the stars of these shows....my own personal defect.

Expedition Sasquatch 2018 Ditto. I want to watch. I just can't stay awake. The squatch has to exist out here in -42 degrees without equipment. Sir, I just want you to put on some gloves. For. Reals. AlbertaSasquatch.com. Sasquatch is spiritual. this is why he decorates his camp with Tibetan prayer flags. our host, not Bigfoot. geez. get with the program here. step away from the blankie! step away from the blankie!

American Bigfoot, 2017

Bigfoot is right there when the movie starts. right there outside the house of the bored girl who is gonna make some microwave popcorn. no fucking around here!

I love the way Bigfoot looks! his hair is waaaaaay better than mine! couldn't find of pic of Big Daddy-O. this looks like the baby bigfoot.

a jackass shoots his kid. he impales said jackass on a tree. then he kidnaps a kid for his grieving partner. nothing to see here folks, just a bereaved Bigfoot wandering around, seeking vengeance. trying to film a documentary? he's after you. camping? ditto. a little forest hanky panky? jogging? you're goners. there were some survivors. there were some casualties.

male Bigfoot: Brandon Cole.

female Bigfoot: Zack Duncan.

baby Bigfoot: Peanut Edmonson.

(couldn't find bios on imd. sad face.)

but did find out it was also released with this name....

Bigfoot vs. DB Cooper

film by Rapid Heart Pictures. the scenery looks a lot like the scenery from 1313: Bigfoot Island, which was shot in CA. this was shot in CA and B.C. Shirtless guys in the woods, although this batch likes to pose in their underwear in front of mirrors with their guns. the one dude appeared to be getting kinky in the shower all by his lonesome. The Bigfoot looks very similar to me, as well. But will I watch any Bigfoot movie? Damn straight, and the campier, the better. these dudes are going turkey hunting in shorts and no shirts? seriously? not even camo shorts.

"A bear may shit in these woods, but I don't." This kinda ruined my whole theory that Bigfoot gets pissed off about people going potty in the woods. He killed this dude In. The. House.

"What is it now? What the hell is going on around here?" Oh, dude. you wouldn't believe me if I told you.

the whole back story is DB Cooper. he has the bomb, he gets his demands, he parachutes out of the plain with the cash. his accomplice on the ground is right there. All is well.....wait a minute. What the hell is Bigfoot doing here?

"This isn't going to end like this! The most successful air piracy in American aviation history is not being foiled by some mythical creature!" you tell him, D.B.

"Not my money, you big hairy son of a bitch!" you keep on telling him, D.B.

Oh my God. You did it. You stole $200,000, jumped out of a plane, and killed one of the greatest urban legends. You're famous!" Bernie idolizes D.B. (he saved his life in 'Nam.)

But D.B. Cooper got marked. and now He. Is. Bigfoot.

AND Bigfoot was played by Nils Allen Stewart. He was also the stunt coordinator.

so, I get on imd to learn more about Mr. Stewart.

Nils Allen Stewart is known for his work on Space Cowboys (2000), Fist of the North Star (1995) and Planet of the Apes (2001). He is of Scottish, Russian, and Blackfoot Native American descent. Was a Professional Wrestler for IWF, run by Eddy Mansfield as the Stomper.

Found Footage Episode 3

Wanna find Bigfoot? eat some 'shrooms in the forest. But don't poke him with a stick. Just don't.

1313: Bigfoot Island

2012 movie. shirtless dude walking and walking and walking in forest. instead of a red hood he has a little red back pack. other friends walking and walking and walking. spoiler alert....Bigfoot. Gets. Them. All. a wronged maiden calls on the spirit of the forest to avenge her.

found on imd: goof. In the beginning who got to the island first jumped over a fallen tree and kept walking for a bit of time then phoned friends. After the phone call he started walking again and then jumped over the same log the same way.

Rapid Heart Pictures. shot on location in California.

note to self...a few days later, watched another movie by the Rapid Heart Pictures. looked like the same forest. possibly same Bigfoot costume. shirtless guys. I mean, thank you, but do you think only girls watch these movies?

imd tells me the Bigfoot in this movie was Al Pitman is known for his work on Hansel & Gretel: Warriors of Witchcraft (2013), Blood Sucker Punch (2010) and Immortal Kiss: Queen of the Night (2012).

I love how Netflix gets me and recommends movies like this! Pottersville

a dying towns generational general store owner goes home early to find out his wife is a Furry....he drinks some homebrewed moonshine and dresses up as Bigfoot, wandering the town, creating a ruckus. the town becomes famous, and he keeps it up for the sake of the town. People are putting up Xmas lights, hope abounds...then he gets shot with a tranquilizer dart and exposed as a fraud....but the good hearted folks forgive him and the town gets a Bigfoot museum...

Bigfoot in the snow google search....

'cause a girl has to festive her facebook page up for the holidays!