Saturday, January 13, 2018

Bigfoot vs. DB Cooper

film by Rapid Heart Pictures. the scenery looks a lot like the scenery from 1313: Bigfoot Island, which was shot in CA. this was shot in CA and B.C. Shirtless guys in the woods, although this batch likes to pose in their underwear in front of mirrors with their guns. the one dude appeared to be getting kinky in the shower all by his lonesome. The Bigfoot looks very similar to me, as well. But will I watch any Bigfoot movie? Damn straight, and the campier, the better. these dudes are going turkey hunting in shorts and no shirts? seriously? not even camo shorts.
"A bear may shit in these woods, but I don't." This kinda ruined my whole theory that Bigfoot gets pissed off about people going potty in the woods. He killed this dude In. The. House.
"What is it now? What the hell is going on around here?" Oh, dude. you wouldn't believe me if I told you.
the whole back story is DB Cooper. he has the bomb, he gets his demands, he parachutes out of the plain with the cash. his accomplice on the ground is right there. All is well.....wait a minute. What the hell is Bigfoot doing here?
"This isn't going to end like this! The most successful air piracy in American aviation history is not being foiled by some mythical creature!" you tell him, D.B.
"Not my money, you big hairy son of a bitch!" you keep on telling him, D.B.
Oh my God. You did it. You stole $200,000, jumped out of a plane, and killed one of the greatest urban legends. You're famous!" Bernie idolizes D.B. (he saved his life in 'Nam.)
But D.B. Cooper got marked. and now He. Is. Bigfoot.
AND Bigfoot was played by Nils Allen Stewart. He was also the stunt coordinator.
so, I get on imd to learn more about Mr. Stewart.
Nils Allen Stewart is known for his work on Space Cowboys (2000), Fist of the North Star (1995) and Planet of the Apes (2001). He is of Scottish, Russian, and Blackfoot Native American descent. Was a Professional Wrestler for IWF, run by Eddy Mansfield as the Stomper.

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