Thursday, January 18, 2018

American Bigfoot, 2017

Bigfoot is right there when the movie starts. right there outside the house of the bored girl who is gonna make some microwave popcorn. no fucking around here!
I love the way Bigfoot looks! his hair is waaaaaay better than mine! couldn't find of pic of Big Daddy-O. this looks like the baby bigfoot.
a jackass shoots his kid. he impales said jackass on a tree. then he kidnaps a kid for his grieving partner. nothing to see here folks, just a bereaved Bigfoot wandering around, seeking vengeance. trying to film a documentary? he's after you. camping? ditto. a little forest hanky panky? jogging? you're goners. there were some survivors. there were some casualties.
male Bigfoot: Brandon Cole.
female Bigfoot: Zack Duncan.
baby Bigfoot: Peanut Edmonson.
(couldn't find bios on imd. sad face.)
but did find out it was also released with this name....

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