foreign film with subtitles. he takes her away for a cabin weekend to reconnect. something bad has happened to their relationship. she is not falling for his charm. then the Beast kidnaps her and he has to save her. The Beast has a cave under an old house where he drags women and eats them. he rubs Bigfoot shit all over them so they can escape. they get outside and there is The Beast. It is all over. but wait! that neighbor guy whose wife disappeared blasts The Beast and tells him to watch after his wife.
then he goes inside and blows up the whole damn building. they get back to their car and drive away. you assume that they are letting bygones be bygones. this was the ultimate bonding experience, after all.
best quote hands down:
the husband mutters, "I think I'm in the wrong movie." I feel you, buddy. I feel you.
I noted new Bigfoot movies on amazon.prime...and had time to watch some tonight! This Bigfoot is the ultimate window peeper...he'll walk right in your house, press himself up against the shower curtain while you're in there, try on your bra as glasses,
and stomp on your little tutu wearing dog. He is also a stalker...mace will slow him down, for a minute. He will pummel you with large, hard objects. smash your head with heavy items. Impale you with a Dead End Street sign. Rip of your limbs. and then drag your body off and hide it. At the end he was sporting that bear tooth (or bear claw?) necklace the bad guy was wearing, and it looked like Cap'n Jack Sparrow bling in his hair...
(remember, Marcy was worried about Bigfoot....) the boys are out playing at dusk, hear a loud guttural groan reverberating. they run to the house, Dad loads the gun.
Joel looks out under the covers and whispers "those bullets look awfully small for Bigfoot."
they go to bed. there is deep growling from front porch. heavy rattle on the door. more deep angry growls. door shakes violently.
silence for nearly an hour. finally after a deep growl there was a snarl and a yelp. It was Tissy & Bully (the dogs) fighting for space near the door.
(o.m.g.) can you even imagine???
confession: the Take 2 is just for me. I fell asleep the first time I tried to watch. so ff to about that time and started watching again today. And while I am sure I did doze off a time or 2, I got the greatest part of it watched. Will he find a rogue Sasquatch who wants to cuddle? or one that wants to eat him? Half of Sasquatch hunting is camping and having fun, right?
This was filmed in the Canadian Rockies. lots of activity at Brown Creek Campground. Weird naked footprints in the woods.
armed for predator protection. were the structures off the old logging road built by loggers as a prank? You want people close to you to care about what you believe in.
amazon prime has added new Bigfoot movies. I stayed awake All. The. Way. Through. This. One. I'm a big girl now!
Nature doesn't care. and this Bigfoot is more graceful than a grizzly. He stalks. He growls. He has those glowing red eyes.
You think the weird poacher dudes are pissing all over your tent at night? (I think it's Bigfoot.) Longest night of my life.
Hey, buddy, you've already passed that stick structure. If I caught that, you are definitely lost. Just admit it. but admit it before you're too tired to give a fuck.
"I'm out here, in this fucking place!" (exactly how I feel at work. Each.
And. Every. Day.) "I can't do it. I just can't do it." (again. exactly how I feel at work. you know the rest....)
small cast. our hero, Bailey, who is making that documentary to drum up business for his wilderness survival school. and voices on the phone: Todd, the guy who's gonna edit all the footage. Amber, the girlfriend. The Sheriff from Search &
Rescue Party. The two dudes shooting at him. oh, yeah, and Bigfoot. This was shot in Ireland. beautiful beautiful location.
Peter Bergen wrote, directed, produced, did sound mix and lighting....good job, man. Bravo.
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