"Dad, are we there yet?"
"It's Bigfoot!"
"I'll agree it's an animal but I'm not ready to jump on the Bigfoot bandwagon just yet." (Sheriff)
"I'll close the woods, but I'm not going to be known as the Sheriff who's hunting for Bigfoot. They'll run me out of this town." (Sheriff)
"Send a coroner and an ambulance and a shit load of body bags." (Sheriff)
Growl. Bigfoot got the Sheriff, right outside the bar.
"I told you! I told you it was Bigfoot!"
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