Curse of Bigfoot.

a golden oldie. a 1970s teacher telling his class about Bigfoot, with a guest speaker who led an expedition of students in the 1950s....

not a chubby person in this movie.

It all happened two million years ago...

If you're a scientist and find a mummy in a cave...would your first thought be I need to find some boards and rope and haul this thing out of here? (mine would be photographing the location and contacting experts....but this dude was a scientist of sorts, so I guess he knew best, eh?)

so, they haul it out, put it in the back of truck, and store it in a shed across two trunks draped in a protective layer of blankets. they then stand over the mummy and talk about their fantastic scientific find and hypothesize about how the mummy was created, what was the funky smoke and fumes that they let out of the cave, etc. and now the mummy is moving. Well, now, just Norman saw it, and you have to understand, he watches a lot of television.

they get back in the house, and one of our brave students needs a bottle of pop. The country store is open till 9 and it's only a 10 minute walk on that well-worn path through the orange grove. (oh, boy....)

"Wouldn't it be great to live in the country and see all the stars at night?" (well, yes, Sharon, it's just peachy keen.)

Oh boy.....he's window peeping. Bigfoot! Breaking and entering....murder.

Let's lure him out into an open field. Straw bales and little metal buckets of gasoline. Brave men drawing straws. Here is our Sheriff in sunglasses...he gets accosted by the creature, but does survive. They set Bigfoot on fire. he's not just Bigfoot. he's Mummy Bigfoot. and yeah, he did some window peeping, B&E and murder, but maybe he just needs a good lawyer. and of course he killed an innocent neighbor lady, not the jackasses who hauled him out of the cave and left him in a shed....