Bigfoot: The Evidence Files

(knocks.)

(reply knocks.)

ok, I wonder, how do you know that Bigfoot is replying to your knocks (or howls, or rock clacks, or whoops) or just another Bigfoot researcher out of sight who thinks HE is communicating with a Bigfoot? you don't. and how do you know what you are communicating? what does 5 tree knocks really mean? or 3 whoops? or a long, low, mournful howl? Danger? Horny? Hungry? who the fuck knows what message you're unwittingly throwing out there.

"There is clearly enough evidence to conclude that Bigfoot is real."