Bigfootville

"I don't know."

Is there a stinky, hairy beast in Oklahoma?

Ada, Oklahoma

Bigfoot has magic. It would be standing right there in front of you and you wouldn't ever see it.

SouthernBigfoot.com

being in costume seems ill-advised. Some people want to kill Bigfoot.

at night in the wilderness your eyes and ears can play tricks on you.

there's nobody to hear you out here if you scream.

these creatures are stalking them, peering into windows, stealing meat from outdoor freezers.

(in fact, after all the hours I've logged watching these Bigfoot documentaries....if you wanna see Bigfoot...you need to live in the woods. in a trailer with impossibly high windows they can peek thru and leave handprints on. keep plenty of meat in those outdoor freezers from them to steal. drive on country roads at night, keeping watch on the side of the road for Bigfoot.)

DOPPLEGANGER ALERT! Monkey Man is in Oklahoma! I repeat! Monkey Man is in Oklahoma! (now, this nice man has a real name. this was the nick name Wade 3 gave him when he came to pick up our pigs. this is the name I call him. well, not to his face. it is his unofficial nickname of sorts. kind of an honor, having a cool nickname, eh? 'cause he reminded me of that guy ape dr. on the original Planet of the Apes.....)

Kiamchi Mountains in southeast Oklahoma.

These ancient mountains used to stand as tall as the Rocky Mountains, but now, most are only technically hills, not reaching most geologists height requirements. Don’t let that stop you from checking out all that the Kiamichi Mountains have to offer in the way of wildlife, with black doves, minks, and bald eagles all being around the area.

stranded on a mountain top in an ice storm with no power...

Bigfoot live underground and only come out at night. They know they're in danger.