Sunday, October 8, 2017

The Woods People Video Two

drumming...whistling...low thumping sound...
there are bears, wolves, cats, and weird people in the woods. now we carry guns.
found a beer can on the knob.
(if we ever move to the mountains, there is a good chance Bigfoot will be our next door neighbor!)
he's blacking out video that contains signs from the Woods People. (Frank buried a Bigfoot to hide it from common people who were never meant to see it...now this guy hiding evidence. I guess it's their right since it's their evidence. but come on. you guys made documentaries, for God's sake. Really? Really? whatevs.)
poos: little poos, bigger poos, not huge poos.
tended moss. thumping rocks.
Bigfoot just sits on the mountain peak and enjoys the view. well, why not? it is his to enjoy....
(I'm sure DNA analysis is expensive, but you're finding all this poo and hair...can you send that in to ancestry.com? or find some rich dude to finance you? maybe that guy in Canada? I don't know. just spitballin' here.)
hairballs?
animal heads and legs and innards all over the place.
diarrhea next to bones...like someone just did it a few minutes ago-not even a bug in it.
found something that looks like Sasquatch nose junk (snot, he later clarifies.)
collected a box of long brown black red wavy hair that was all matted up with what looked like poo.( again...DNA analysis? do you even want to know what you are stalking about the woods, good sir?) he thinks the animal cut it off because it was...all matted with poo.
bones nicely arranged.
they like to carry birch around with them.
when he knows I was here, he changes things to make it look like he's not here.
poo in a cave.

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