The Woodsman

"We will make this trip or I will die trying."

"Can't you just follow the fucking trail? Seriously."

Bigfoot took his compass, his map, most of his food, and dumped out his water. What an s.o.b.

"Well, it has now become painfully obvious that someone does not want me here." Man, Bigfoot. Dude is drying out his boots over the fire 'cause he had to fish his backpack out of the crick. Hypothermia, dude. Soft feet get blisters. They always say the boots are waterproof, but water finds a way in. And here you are, throwing rocks into his campfire. He has to put on those wet boots and run through the forest...dude's a trooper. Still filming his documentary. He said he'd die trying...

Well, apparently Chucho didn't make it. His jacket and blood were in the cave with Bigfoot...not looking good for Mauro, either.

(he did die trying.)